Oh happy day. Lent is over on Sunday. Although, depending on who you ask, it could have ended Palm Sunday, Holy Thursday, or Easter Sunday.
I vote with Easter.
And on Sunday, I can finally have some chocolate. And don't you know I'll be stocking up. In case I eat everything in my stash, I'll get some in the mail from Butterfinger. And you can too. Head over to this link and sign up to be Butterfinger's Facebook friend. Then, you'll be able to get "bar insurance" if you've lost [[eaten?]] your bar.
Eh, they're trying to be clever. I can't fault them for that.
While you're there, you should become our friend too.